Posted on February 12, 2010.
Who likes stand up comedy? nobody was to open mic night? I want to go to an open mic night and try standing. im 18 and have never done before, but this is what I wrote. IM planning on any goofing around a bit of time and improvisation, but I at the bottom. The last part will be a lot of mime and rely on the calendar so it may seem strange writing, but let me know what you think.
Hey !.... so that your child thinks whos probably wandered here, right? Well, no. Despite being the size of your average 11 years. im actually 12. except you, sir, im not matter how old you want me to be. yeah ... anyway. I have a dream the other night in bed. as you do. and I thought, what if dreams were real? not as if dreams really come true? Disney Princess with a lollipop that kind of thing, but what if you walked into an alternate reality and you actually have a gym teacher made jam and peanuts? trippy right? I know I know, I just blow your mind. I can tell by your lack of response you realize im quite right. So, yeah ... its really hard being a girl in stand-up. I made this in the last five seconds ... but you know what is true because to be a funny girl you one for making jokes about your period or B and why you so incredibly disgusting that you just shock a laugh at everything world. Fortunately for you guys in the audience, im not going to make jokes on a tangent this time of the month and why is billy on the verge of breaking up with me but im not my gun loaded with Dick jokes, because well, my mother raised me right. a bit .. sorta ...? No, not really, but that's another story. and, AND I've found a third option. yes thats the right option C elsusive! He was out prancing about in a forest and i snuck up behind her just like real ... shhh .... I pulled out my gun and Dick joke .. You know the one I left at home today .. and I shot and thrown to the ground and when he gasped his last breath quick alphabetical he whispered. He said: "f *** you f *** ing shot me!" but then. then! He handed me a parchment and the ancient scroll was the wisdom of Option C. trembling fingers I unwrapped marching. and I read the words that I live. tears in my eyes, I read "if you suck bad enough, they talk about you anyway" thank you youve been beautiful, the rest of you is not so much.
I know it is not fabulous, and its very difficult to say how its going to be just reading, but is it allowed? Have you any suggestions? Is it long enough for a first small open mic thing??
Do it!, Lol
Do not seem so bad. Try it and see what happens. I'm rooting for you!
It was so great I tried it first, then I got sick and vomited on my brother he was so impressive when he was sick, then threw on his shoes.
I am a big fan of stand. He started really well ... but then he lost a little something with Option A, B and C. The end was very good though. Not a bad start at all, try your hand at it, who knows, you might have a career that awaits you.
I do not read this;
and niether is anyone else.
but I like getting up.
Your stretching the joke too. If I were you I would take orders irrelevent. None of this is surprising either. It was a bit obvious.
If I were you, I look Demetri Martin and Mitch Hedburg if you want the style of humor. Thats my style anyway.
And last of all you needs trust. If you do not have. Prepare to remain silent.
You get nervous at first, but it will pass.
And also, you need a joke to start and the end is funny. The rest could be average.
I have read. you have the potential, but making an issue of substance EVERYONE can relate.
Take somebody in the business.
I like the way you d.
