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Here are some tips that may prove useful when you're down to your money and you're finally worry about your next meal or shower will come. I spent the last 20 years perfecting the art of being a complete and total cheapskate that you know my advice is good.

Save money on your water bill and to stop taking showers. Let me give you a little something that is sometimes derogatorily referred to as a little shower "of Mexico." How does a Mexican Shower "works is that you undress to basics and give your body a good time with a wash cloth in front of the sink. Just a little hot water and (optional) and soap you clean as a whistle, ready for another day. If you want to go with a more fun, active and somewhat dangerous option allows you to strip to the basics and jump into the pool of neighbors and sprinklers for a quick rinse.

My friend told me about this great tip. Instead of risking your money at the casino, what about pilferage in the parking lot looking for loose poker chips ? Sometimes people forget they have them and drop them or lose them in the parking lot. You could probably make a killing if you crawled on his hands and knees picking up mobile chips.

Why pay $ 10 for a movie when they can see for free. Sneak over the highway and squint and try to watch the movie screen reader. If you tune your radio to the frequency you just right might be able to capture the sound for the film. Bring your own popcorn and soda and it's almost like a romantic night at the movies, but you do not pay for it.

Brew your own booze. I think this is illegal in many countries to check your local state laws before you start filling the tub. Brewing your own beer or moonlight may take time and even life threatening if you do not know what you do (remember that episode of "The Simpsons" Homer when his own brewed beer and he started exploded in the basement? It was a good idea.) There are many online guides for moving house, but there may be a limit to how much you can legally brew. Again, check your local state laws, because I'm sure you can go to jail for brewing over a certain amount or maybe if you mix with the intent to sell. What I look like an expert?

Stop Eating. Go on a week-long fast each month. It's good for you and you will save money. You can cleanse your body of all food cheap Aldi you were buying a weekly fast. Another advantage is that you can pretend you're fasting for religious reasons when people ask if you really want to look like a good person. Who knows, maybe Nice sized Christian girl will finally give you the time of day when she discovers you are fasting for Jesus. No guarantees, though.